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Special for canadians!
If the Americans it gives laughter them as you speak, try to speak Spanish. Our method of education is infallible.

1º Lesson
  • A key eye poor agree jug: aqui hay pura grilla (there's only politics arround here)
  • As say toon as: aceitunas (olives)
  • Ball add the pay jazz sad us: bola de payasadas (silly stuff)
  • Be a has cop push n' taz: viejas copuchentas (gossiper bitches)
  • Be a hope and son: viejo panzon (fat old man)
  • Catch or rod errata: cachorro de rata (puppy of rat)
  • Come at a lost ugh wack cat tess: comete los aguacates (eat the avocados)
  • Desk can saw: descanso (you rest)
  • Lost trap eat tos: los trapitos (the little rags)
  • Pair Done: Perdón (Sorry)
  • S taz pen the ho: estas pendejo (you are an asshole)
  • S toy tree stone: estoy triston (I'm kind a sad)
  • See eye: si hay (yes, we have)
  • T n s free o ?: ¿tienes frio? (are you cold?) 
  • Taco n' he law: Ta' congelao (that is congealed)
  • The head the star mall less stan dough: deje de estar molestando (stop bugging me)
  • This s poor as stunt air e us: Dices puras tonterias (you're saying dumb things)